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Stuff God Hates by trezoid Stuff God Hates by trezoid
Seriously, it's all in the bible.

God hates a lot of things, and if you're going to protest one you need to follow all of them to not seem like a giant hypocrite.

It's funny though...all the anti-same sex marriage people are breaking several of these...

Maybe they just need to read their bible more.
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Ndzoodzoo Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
The animals that are "hated" are just the animals that were called unclean; meaning that the big dude's favorite people weren't allowed to eat them cause he didn't want the people to get sick from the diseases those animals typically carried.
 Also all of these are from the Old Testament that was apparently abolished following Jesus' crucifixion. 

I have many problems with the bible, but I just wanted to point these things out even though I'm pretty sure some other people have already tried to in the comments before mine. 

Also im confused about the God Hates Gossip, Leviticus 19:6. I looked that passage up in my friend's bible, and it seems to be talking about peace offerings to god.
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Ndzoodzoo Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
Oh, I think for the gossip one you meant Leviticus 19:16.
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oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
polyester? what?
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trezoid Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a cloth of mixed fibers, which the old testament prohibits wearing (and at the time that was for good reason. Now not so much).
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oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
ugh, anything else that doesn't make sense but still hated by god?
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crystalpink1616 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
um god made everyone he doesnt hate gays
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oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
tell that to anti gay groups.....
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crystalpink1616 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
k
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DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
This'd make a pretty cool song :D
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Delahkel Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Professional Photographer
Wait, what? why does he hate rabbits and sharks? :o
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oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
maybe it says somewhere in the bible
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Aristodes Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These are the Jewish laws. They do not apply to Christians. Note that all of these are frim the Old Testament. Nice try, but you are not going to shake anyone's faith with these.
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trezoid Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All translations were cross-checked in multiple christian versions of the bible. If you are going to just pick and choose which parts to listen to you need to drop the entire section. If you're only going to listen to the happiness and love new testament, great. It's quite a lot saner to modern interpretations, but if you even slightly start heading into old-testament territory and don't adhear to all the old testament laws, regardless of how insane they are to any modern viewer you are a hypocrite and far more dangerous than the "sinners" who think it's all a bit silly.
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Aristodes Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you misunderstand. I'm not saying that those verses aren't in the Bible as a whole, just that the Old Testament means less to Christians than the New Testament does. Not all books of the Bible carry equal weight, you know. The psalms aren't as authoritative as the Gospels, for one thing. The Bible is a compilation of books, not a single book, you know. That's why the readings start with "a reading from the book of ____" not "a reading from the Bible."

I understand the confusion, though. It's not like a novel or a textbook in which all parts likely carry the same weight. Now, this is not picking and choosing, but application of the relevant sections to the relevant ends for which those sections were intended. The Old Testament covers the laws, history, and customs of the Jewish people, a group who had a special relationship with God. Think of it as God's pilot program. When the time came, God sent his son, Jesus Christ, to make the plan more general, and apply to all people. For this, a new covenant was made, recorded in the New Testament.

Now, before you get all "Jesus didn't change the law of God and he even said that", this is true. He didn't come to change God's law. However, the human customs of the Jews were never part of God's law, and their laws only applied to the Jews. Christians, who were mostly never Jews (after a very early date, at least) were therefore never bound by the "bad stuff" which is quoted above. That's Jewish law, including some very specific Jewish things which applied to the Jewish state of Israel. I use the word "Jewish" so much to emphasize the difference between the two religions. They are as different as a parent and child. Related, but distinct.

Now, the Old Testament itself is made up of many distinct parts, many of which focus on God's law, and many of which focus on Jewish law. Christians simply followed God's parts, and dropped the Jewish ones. This is why early Christians could eat ham, but were still bound by the Ten Commandments. There is nothing "hypocritical" about applying laws to the subjects they were intended to apply to. I'm not saying those "bad stuff" verses from the Old Testament didn't apply to somebody at some time, just that they applied to Jews of ancient Israel, and not to Christians. That's perfectly understandable, given that the Jews had their laws, and didn't mistake their customs and laws for those of other lands.

The first Christians didn't make that mistake either, especially after St. Paul came forth and distinguished between God's law and the Jew-specific laws. I suppose the only objection left is "why don't Jews follow all those laws?", it is because they made those laws themselves and can change them. Not every law passed down in the Bible is from God, after all. A lot of that stuff is from Moses, who, although a prophet of God, was not totally in line with him on every matter. That's why he wasn't allowed into Israel (the rock and water stuff was just to illustrate that). I suppose this calls Moses' character into question, but you do need to keep in mind that the "bad stuff", although seen as crazy today, made a certain sort of sense when viewed through the lens of that time and place.
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AnikiOtaku Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a bible hater so this doesn't phase me much :D
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MamaLucia Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
And on and on and on ... :roll:
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280077s Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"If you're going to protest one you need to follow all of them to not seem like a giant hypocrite." Thank you for putting into words what I have been to verbally inarticulate to say. I try to avoid cherry picking as much as possible.
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Katzztar Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
LOL thanks for this, went to the Skeptic's Annointed Bible page to look some of these up.

I'd point out on the churches it seems its churches of other religions  but I'm still laughing at Deuteronomy 14 esp 14:11 -18 ...
14:11 Of all clean birds ye shall eat. 
Yet 14:12 But these are they of which ye shall not eat (then lists about 13 or so (it repeats some, owl is listed 3 times!, there is the eagle then gier eagle, but with hawks it say "hawk and its kind" lol) and the 14th listed isn't a bird at all!
14:18 And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Wow, you know what this means. (please read the following with dripping sarcasm)
Since the bible is true, then we have been lied to  through school and a  bat is a bird!
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Oldsoul-Mira Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student General Artist
shoulda written "God hates haters" at the bottom XD
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Qwerty-V2 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
The bible was written a really really long time ago where their views may have been different. I believe in my god and i dont care if others dont i just hate it when people go and start arguments...
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Yeah because arguments means gain of knowledge and your stone age non-knowledge religion would really like that, huh? Don't ask questions, just be a brainless slave... that's very Christian of you!
-with love form an Agnostic
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TheGimb Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Figs... God REALLY hates those figs.
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Oh! You totally forgot about shellfish (e.g. shrimps)! Please see: Leviticus 11:9-12 + Deuteronomy 14:9-10
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Such a loving God... BTW you should make another list with all the things God "loves" like slavery, incest, killing, genocide etc.
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RegularArtGirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dude. No. Just, no.No, I disagree! 
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
Why not? You don't like the Bible? It's an awesome book full of wicked horrors!
-with love from an Agnostic 
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RegularArtGirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dude. No. Just, no. No, I disagree!
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Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
God hates BUNNIES?? Wow, that's just uncalled for.  Anyways, thanks for this, it's going straight on my atheist fb page
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JediSenshi Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Question is what Doesn't he hate.
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ProfessorPsychopath Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Ummm…slavery? Rape? Murder? Yeah, those seem about right. No wonder the ideal Chrstian man is a God fearing man—anyone who doesn’t is an idiot!
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ToxicKrieg Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GOD IS LOVE....
Lol xD 
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Dumuzi-ouji Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
God is a cunt nuff said. :lol:
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EotenHazel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Well hey, whadda ya expect from a being who sits there on the invincibility chair and arbitrates morality all day?

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major-screwloose Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
By pants do you mean y-fronts or trousers? or both? :)
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trezoid Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Both are traditionally considered items of male clothing, so yes, both.
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QuilavaFlame22 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
Hate is a strong word. And I will stand by my fact as a full-fledged christian girl-- God has never, nor will He ever, hate anybody or anything. Not even Satan. God is willing to forgive anybody, no matter what you do. Obviously Satan is his enemy, but God was upset that he had to cast Satan downstairs. If you ask for forgiveness, then He will forgive you, no matter what. As long as your heart is in it.
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mean-chic Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
oh the christian god, so deliciously hateful. LEAVE THE BUNNIES ALONE!!!
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WalpurgisAk Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Dont forget figs!
Mark 11:12-14
King James Version (KJV)
12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:

13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.

14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
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SouOfAnAngel Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Idk who ur talking about but MY God doesn't hate anyone.

How the hell does He hate rape victims?!? That's sick! It's not their fault!!
And if God hates gays then y would He create us?
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trezoid Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Read your bible. Really. Sit down. Read the fucking bible.

Deuteronomy 22:23, 24 reads: If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

So, in short, Kill the victim of rape as well, because it's her fault too. God. Hates. Rape victims.
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animusGambler Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
(( pretty sure it meant adultery. Screaming for help means non-consensual as in rape not screaming means they either knocked him/her out or it's consensual. Even it was true it written during a time where they were too stupid to realize even the simplest of things. ))
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SouOfAnAngel Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Once again... My God doesn't hate anyone
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trezoid Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Most gods for most religions actually do hate people, and with the exception of Buddhists most singular gods really hate people. Read your religious book of choice, especially if you're christian.

My quotes are referenced. Look them up.
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SouOfAnAngel Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Interface Designer
I'm catholic.
I don't interperet it word for word like u do -_-

So tell me again y it's a girls fault if she's raped :P
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smunk1 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
u know a closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose
ps since your catholic you do know your not supposed interpret the bible at all
the pope interprets it and u obey
that's y in original roman churches there was one bible the vulgate bible in Latin
vulgate from the word vulgar which originally met of the lower or working class
only the priest was able and allowed to read and interpret the bible the people were just meant to listen and obey
and if actually read the bible or even looked at the given chapters you understand what trezoid is trying to say
and the Jews believe in the old testament very much so u shouldn't try to insult or devalue their belief system even if u don't agree with it
and fyi if u own an American version of the bible it was based off the revised version which were literally written by 2 homosexual pedophilic Satanist they were lovers their wives were sisters and they were lovers when the died people found their basement filled with pentagrams and blood and when they work at a all boy school they taught young boys how to be rap and to rape other boys
religion can be deceiving don't u agree?
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SouOfAnAngel Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Thanks for all that useless Info -_-
And don't tell me what my religion is suppost to believe.
I've always been different- God talks to me literally~
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smunk1 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
im not trying to insult u or anything but I thought u deserved to insult or upset u but I thought u need to be more informed of ur own religion before say something blatantly stupid one day
I for one have much reserved respect for the catholic belief as I do for every religion
I can only hope u learn what tolerance of all people means if I remember correctly that it is in the bible new testaments
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trezoid Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So, you're a member of one of the most fundamental of the large modern churches, the one which teaches fire and brimstone most strongly, who actively campaigned against contraception, who was one of the largest groups against recent gay marriage laws (to the point that in many states they (and the mormons) won), and who actively hate certain social groups simply because of who they are (and as you're aware, you fall into this category), yet you say god doesn't hate anyone?

You're wrong. It's very clear that you have very little (or no) understanding of the bible, especially the old testament (you know, where all the sins come from?) and even less understanding of the catholic interpretation of that text. The catholic church works under the assumption that god hates just about everything, so if you're going to get into heaven you need to be really careful.
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SouOfAnAngel Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Exactly. That's what's so amazing about me. Where as I'm tought to think of things in such a way- I follow my heart. I'm gay also and I support their marriage :3

I go to catholic school -_- I'd say I have a pretty good understanding of the bible. And yes they teach us God doesn't hate ANYONE. Especiantly helpless women forced to give sonthing sexual to a man .

And EXACTLY! The Old Testament is full if hate and sin... But then guess what happened? JESUS CAME!! And He tought us to tolerate and live other ppl regardless!
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