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Stuff God Hates by trezoid Stuff God Hates by trezoid
Seriously, it's all in the bible.

God hates a lot of things, and if you're going to protest one you need to follow all of them to not seem like a giant hypocrite.

It's funny though...all the anti-same sex marriage people are breaking several of these...

Maybe they just need to read their bible more.
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Kirbymyfriend972 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
God hates everything, well I don't really think the old testament wasn't written by god it was written by the roman acients
DarkVikingMistress Featured By Owner Edited Mar 29, 2016  Student Writer
:lmao: Sometimes biblical laws are just so fucking random.

I mean is there really anything that isn't a sin? According to the bible we're sinful from birth, why would you even try, you're doomed from the start...
slowdog294 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2015
XxCarlyxMeganxX Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Student Artist
I say....
"Burn every bible."
Maulle Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2015   Digital Artist
"God hates Gays" Leviticus 18:22
"Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."

The way this is worded says that men cant sleep with men but can sleep with women, doesnt say anything against women sleeping with women

"God hates Celebrities" Leviticus 19:4
"Do not turn to idols or make metal gods for yourselves. I am the Lord your God."

accurate, pretty sure this says that "God" is narcistic

"God hates Gossip" Leviticus 19:6
"It shall be eaten on the day you sacrifice it or on the next day; anything left over until the third day must be burned up."

Has nothing to do with gossip, tells you to waste food if you dont eat it within a certain timeframe

"God hates Mullets" Leviticus 19:27
"Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."

accurate, proves that "God" wants control over aspects of your life

"God hates Tattoos" Leviticus 19:28
"Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord."

accurate, again shows how the lord is basically that one controlling parent who wants you to run your life their way rather than have free will

"God hates Snakes" Leviticus 20:25
"You must therefore make a distinction between clean and unclean animals and between unclean and clean birds. Do not defile yourselves by any animal or bird or anything that moves along the ground—those that I have set apart as unclean for you."

animals and birds, as if birds are different from animals despite technically being one, same for snakes

in terms of purity its not possible for unlean animals other than humans to exist, but in terms of whether or not it can kill you if you eat it, some animals will harm you

"God hates Statues" Deuteronomy 4:16
"so that you do not become corrupt and make for yourselves an idol, an image of any shape, whether formed like a man or a woman,"


"God hates Theives" Deuteronomy 5:19
"You shall not steal."

Blunt but accurate, but it shows that god doesnt care if youre starving to death and need to steal to survive, its wrong without exception because he says so

"God hates Churches" Deuteronomy 12:3
"Break down their altars, smash their sacred stones and burn their Asherahpoles in the fire; cut down the idols of their gods and wipe out their namesfrom those places."

this is about gods other than "God", he doesnt hate churches...unless they are for other gods

"God hates Sharks" Deuteronomy 14:10
" But anything that does not have fins and scales you may not eat; for you it is unclean."

accurate, but unclean how? its a matter of opinion so far

"God hates Rabbits" Deuteronomy 14:7
" However, of those that chew the cud or that have a divided hoof you may not eat the camel, the rabbit or the hyrax. Although they chew the cud, they do not have a divided hoof; they are ceremonially unclean for you."

same as above

"God hates Ham" Deuteronomy 14:8
" The pig is also unclean; although it has a divided hoof, it does not chew the cud. You are not to eat their meat or touch their carcasses."

same as above

"God hates Magic" Deuteronomy 18:11
"or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead."


"God hates Pants (on a woman)" Deuteronomy 22:5
"A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this."

pants arent a mans clothing nor are skirts a womans clothing
in many parts of the world, guys in skirts are common, and as this is the 21st century, pants are both a mans and womens wear
plus what defines what types of clothing are associated with a gender is a matter of opinion

"God hates Polyester" Deuteronomy 21:11
"if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife."

not about polyester

"God hates Rape Victims" Deuteronomy 22:23-24
"If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her,you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you."

accurate, but immoral

"God hates Interest Rates" Deuteronomy 23:19
" Do not charge a fellow Israelite interest, whether on money or food or anything else that may earn interest."


...and im still bored...
alfie532 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
God dosen`t hate anyone he hates the sin but not the person
Xenomaster Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2016
And how is a mullet a sin?
LadyTime11 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
i can agree with the "interest rates" one :DD
Kev-dog Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015
And Mullets.
LadyTime11 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015
lool..I thought it was about the fish...but now I read after..and wow...
it's like...god is a stylist or sg... :D 
Ndzoodzoo Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
The animals that are "hated" are just the animals that were called unclean; meaning that the big dude's favorite people weren't allowed to eat them cause he didn't want the people to get sick from the diseases those animals typically carried.
 Also all of these are from the Old Testament that was apparently abolished following Jesus' crucifixion. 

I have many problems with the bible, but I just wanted to point these things out even though I'm pretty sure some other people have already tried to in the comments before mine. 

Also im confused about the God Hates Gossip, Leviticus 19:6. I looked that passage up in my friend's bible, and it seems to be talking about peace offerings to god.
Ndzoodzoo Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
Oh, I think for the gossip one you meant Leviticus 19:16.
oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
polyester? what?
trezoid Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a cloth of mixed fibers, which the old testament prohibits wearing (and at the time that was for good reason. Now not so much).
oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
ugh, anything else that doesn't make sense but still hated by god?
crystalpink1616 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
um god made everyone he doesnt hate gays
oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
tell that to anti gay groups.....
crystalpink1616 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
DarkRiderDLMC Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
This'd make a pretty cool song :D
Delahkel Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Professional Photographer
Wait, what? why does he hate rabbits and sharks? :o
CutestSith Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016
Because the world would be a better place if those rabbits riding their shark cavalries weren't killing da Jooos, Christians, and Muslims. *sarcasm*That's honestly the best explanation I could give and is possibly legit in the Bible.
oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
maybe it says somewhere in the bible
Aristodes Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These are the Jewish laws. They do not apply to Christians. Note that all of these are frim the Old Testament. Nice try, but you are not going to shake anyone's faith with these.
trezoid Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All translations were cross-checked in multiple christian versions of the bible. If you are going to just pick and choose which parts to listen to you need to drop the entire section. If you're only going to listen to the happiness and love new testament, great. It's quite a lot saner to modern interpretations, but if you even slightly start heading into old-testament territory and don't adhear to all the old testament laws, regardless of how insane they are to any modern viewer you are a hypocrite and far more dangerous than the "sinners" who think it's all a bit silly.
Aristodes Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think you misunderstand. I'm not saying that those verses aren't in the Bible as a whole, just that the Old Testament means less to Christians than the New Testament does. Not all books of the Bible carry equal weight, you know. The psalms aren't as authoritative as the Gospels, for one thing. The Bible is a compilation of books, not a single book, you know. That's why the readings start with "a reading from the book of ____" not "a reading from the Bible."

I understand the confusion, though. It's not like a novel or a textbook in which all parts likely carry the same weight. Now, this is not picking and choosing, but application of the relevant sections to the relevant ends for which those sections were intended. The Old Testament covers the laws, history, and customs of the Jewish people, a group who had a special relationship with God. Think of it as God's pilot program. When the time came, God sent his son, Jesus Christ, to make the plan more general, and apply to all people. For this, a new covenant was made, recorded in the New Testament.

Now, before you get all "Jesus didn't change the law of God and he even said that", this is true. He didn't come to change God's law. However, the human customs of the Jews were never part of God's law, and their laws only applied to the Jews. Christians, who were mostly never Jews (after a very early date, at least) were therefore never bound by the "bad stuff" which is quoted above. That's Jewish law, including some very specific Jewish things which applied to the Jewish state of Israel. I use the word "Jewish" so much to emphasize the difference between the two religions. They are as different as a parent and child. Related, but distinct.

Now, the Old Testament itself is made up of many distinct parts, many of which focus on God's law, and many of which focus on Jewish law. Christians simply followed God's parts, and dropped the Jewish ones. This is why early Christians could eat ham, but were still bound by the Ten Commandments. There is nothing "hypocritical" about applying laws to the subjects they were intended to apply to. I'm not saying those "bad stuff" verses from the Old Testament didn't apply to somebody at some time, just that they applied to Jews of ancient Israel, and not to Christians. That's perfectly understandable, given that the Jews had their laws, and didn't mistake their customs and laws for those of other lands.

The first Christians didn't make that mistake either, especially after St. Paul came forth and distinguished between God's law and the Jew-specific laws. I suppose the only objection left is "why don't Jews follow all those laws?", it is because they made those laws themselves and can change them. Not every law passed down in the Bible is from God, after all. A lot of that stuff is from Moses, who, although a prophet of God, was not totally in line with him on every matter. That's why he wasn't allowed into Israel (the rock and water stuff was just to illustrate that). I suppose this calls Moses' character into question, but you do need to keep in mind that the "bad stuff", although seen as crazy today, made a certain sort of sense when viewed through the lens of that time and place.
sacredZinja Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds pretty knowledgeable and I'd like more people to consider historic facts etc. when interpreting the Bible. Nevertheless, there are a lot of Christians who would just quote any line from the Old Testament that suits their view of the world and try to use it as argument against other views while at the same time ignoring a lot other lines that would make their own life a bit more uncomfortable. And THAT is pretty hypocritical, because it does not happen in awareness of any context or meant application of these lines. It's just easy to find something in the Bible that supports something you want to have supported... 

That doesn't mean that every Christian who does not follow every rule of the Old Testament is a hypocrite.
AnikiOtaku Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm a bible hater so this doesn't phase me much :D
MamaLucia Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
And on and on and on ... :roll:
280077s Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"If you're going to protest one you need to follow all of them to not seem like a giant hypocrite." Thank you for putting into words what I have been to verbally inarticulate to say. I try to avoid cherry picking as much as possible.
Katzztar Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
LOL thanks for this, went to the Skeptic's Annointed Bible page to look some of these up.

I'd point out on the churches it seems its churches of other religions  but I'm still laughing at Deuteronomy 14 esp 14:11 -18 ...
14:11 Of all clean birds ye shall eat. 
Yet 14:12 But these are they of which ye shall not eat (then lists about 13 or so (it repeats some, owl is listed 3 times!, there is the eagle then gier eagle, but with hawks it say "hawk and its kind" lol) and the 14th listed isn't a bird at all!
14:18 And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Wow, you know what this means. (please read the following with dripping sarcasm)
Since the bible is true, then we have been lied to  through school and a  bat is a bird!
Oldsoul-Mira Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student General Artist
shoulda written "God hates haters" at the bottom XD
Qwerty-V2 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
The bible was written a really really long time ago where their views may have been different. I believe in my god and i dont care if others dont i just hate it when people go and start arguments...
fiskefyren Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Yeah because arguments means gain of knowledge and your stone age non-knowledge religion would really like that, huh? Don't ask questions, just be a brainless slave... that's very Christian of you!
-with love form an Agnostic
TheGimb Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Figs... God REALLY hates those figs.
fiskefyren Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Oh! You totally forgot about shellfish (e.g. shrimps)! Please see: Leviticus 11:9-12 + Deuteronomy 14:9-10
fiskefyren Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
Such a loving God... BTW you should make another list with all the things God "loves" like slavery, incest, killing, genocide etc.
RegularArtGirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dude. No. Just, no.No, I disagree! 
fiskefyren Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
Why not? You don't like the Bible? It's an awesome book full of wicked horrors!
-with love from an Agnostic 
RegularArtGirl Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dude. No. Just, no. No, I disagree!
Sakura-ShinRa Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
God hates BUNNIES?? Wow, that's just uncalled for.  Anyways, thanks for this, it's going straight on my atheist fb page
JediSenshi Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Question is what Doesn't he hate.
ProfessorPsychopath Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Ummm…slavery? Rape? Murder? Yeah, those seem about right. No wonder the ideal Chrstian man is a God fearing man—anyone who doesn’t is an idiot!
ToxicKrieg Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol xD 
PrinceDumuzi Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
God is a cunt nuff said. :lol:
EotenHazel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Well hey, whadda ya expect from a being who sits there on the invincibility chair and arbitrates morality all day?

major-screwloose Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
By pants do you mean y-fronts or trousers? or both? :)
trezoid Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Both are traditionally considered items of male clothing, so yes, both.
QuilavaFlame22 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
Hate is a strong word. And I will stand by my fact as a full-fledged christian girl-- God has never, nor will He ever, hate anybody or anything. Not even Satan. God is willing to forgive anybody, no matter what you do. Obviously Satan is his enemy, but God was upset that he had to cast Satan downstairs. If you ask for forgiveness, then He will forgive you, no matter what. As long as your heart is in it.
mean-chic Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
oh the christian god, so deliciously hateful. LEAVE THE BUNNIES ALONE!!!
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